When Paul meets Marie outside the headmasters office its hardly love at first sight. More like what you playing at you frigging psycho? And when the two sixteen-year-olds find out Marie is pregnant, things get a little dicey. But hindsight is a wonderful thing, and as a grown up Paul waits to meet his children for the first time its time for some serious thinking.
I drink too much, my toilet looks like a bomb site and I eat crisps for breakfast. Im not fit to be someones father .
Mark Catley was born in Lees and grew up within sight of Beeston's Sunbeam Terrace. He was the first writer commissioned by the Playhouse as part of the BBC's New Writing scheme, Northern Exposure.
![Crap Dad [Paperback]](/itemImage/2/7/8/0/2_4609382.jpg "Crap Dad [Paperback]")