Fuck, Now There Are Two of You (Go the Fuck to Sleep #3) [Hardcover]

Adam Mansbach, who famously told the worlds children, Kudos to Adam Mansbach for revealing parenting as an exercise in failed self-control and to Owen Brozman for making it look so fun despite all the despair. Hey, you know when you find out youre having a second baby, and youre overjoyed remembering that sweet newborn smell and thinking of all the cuddles, then you start remembering the sleep deprivation, the crying, the near-constant feeding, realize now you have to face all that while also keeping your older child alive, and go Oh, f*ck? Theres a book for that. The cheeky follow-up is about a household that has grown to a family of four, which (surprise) is harder than one kid. Mansbach knows his material well, having had two kids in less than two years. The result: A hilarious, affectionate monologue addressed to the older sibling. Not to be read to a child.