Bear v. Shark: The Novel [Paperback]

Given a relatively level playing field -- i.e., water deep enough so that a shark could maneuver proficiently but shallow enough so that a bear could stand and operate with its characteristic dexterity -- who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?
In this fiercely funny, razor-sharp satire of our media-saturated culture, the sovereign nation of Las Vegas is host to Bear v. Shark II. After a disappointing loss in the first computer-generated match-up, the bear is out for blood. With an essay entitled Bear v. Shark: A Reason to Live, young Curtis Norman wins a national contest and four tickets to the sold-out event. As the Normans head cross-country in their SUV, they encounter a dizzying barrage of voices weighing in on the upcoming spectacle -- everyone from the Freudians, theologians, pundits, and self-published authors on the radio to the bear and shark fanatics, cultists, and resisters at pit stops along the way. Overwhelmed by factoids and ten-second debates, Mr. Norman grows ambivalent about the impending event and the family with whom he can't seem to connect. Still, the Normans push on to Vegas, toward an apocalyptic, surprisingly emotional ending.Chris Bachelderreceived his MFA from the University of Florida in 2002 and is currently a visiting writer at New Mexico State University.Bear v. Sharkis his first novel.The New York Times Book ReviewA roundhouse swing at pop culture and its slavish devotion to spectacle.Mark RozzoLos Angeles TimesBedazzling and bewildering...as jarring and addictive as cruising through a hundred channels of cable with the remote on autopilot.Carmela CiuraruNewsdayBachelder's mind is...imaginative, playful, and relentlessly agile.Panio GianopoulosThe Hartford CourantBear v. Sharkis great fun, and heralds the arrival of a gifted satirist, that nearly extinct breed of American writer.