The Borowitz Report The Big Book of Shockers [Paperback]

Prepare to be shocked.
From the manThe Wall Street Journalhailed as a Swiftean satirist comes the most shocking book ever written!
The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers,by award-winning fake journalist Andy Borowitz, contains page after page of news stories too hot, too controversial, too -- yes, shocking -- for the mainstream press to handle. Sample the groundbreaking reporting from the news organization whose motto is Give us thirty minutes -- we'll waste it.