Hipster Animals: A Field Guide [Paperback]

 A field guide to scenesters, trend-hoppers, and other cutting-edge species you’ve like, probably never heard of. They’re pretty obscure.
 
 An illustrated pocket guide to the hip characters populating “cool neighborhoods” across America, Hipster Animals helps readers identify these urban wildlife in their natural habitats. Including details on the creatures’ identifying characteristics, diets, mating behavior, and calls, this parody reference guide provides a snarky glimpse into the foreign—yet all too familiar—world of the trendsetters among us.Authors Note  1
Food & Drink
Farm-to-Table Waiter  3
Kraft Brüe Know-It-All  4
Dandy Mixologist  5
City Boy BBQ Pitmaster  6
Pho Authenticity Police  7
Know Your Food Trucks  8
Experimental Coffee
Gastronomist  10
Tomorrow’s Coffee Trends  11
Vegan Gelato Scooper  12
New Wave Pizzaiolo  13
Community Vegetable
Advocate  14
Trivia Smörgåsbord  15
On the Scene
Ugh This Guy Again  17
Recreationally Homeless  18
Brazen Kidult  19
Self-Elected Arbiter of Taste  20
Twenty-First-Century Gentry  21
Proximity Irritant  22
Feman-ish Flamewarrior  23
Rogue Biketavist  24
Trustafarian Dickwad  25
Globe-Trotting Seeker-of-Self  26
Portmanteau-N-Appétit  27
Fashion & Style