Shakespeare Insult Generator: Mix and Match More than 150,000 Insults in the Bards Own Words [Hardcover]

Put dullards and miscreants in their place with more than 150,000 handy mix-and-match insults in the bard's own words. This entertaining insult generator and flip book collects hundreds of words from Shakespeare's most pointed barbs and allows readers to combine them in creative and hilariously stinging ways. From apish bald-pated abomination to cuckoldly dull-brained blockhead to obscene rump-fed hornbeast, each insult can be chosen at random or customized to fit any situation that calls for a literary smackdown. Featuring an informative introduction on Shakespearean wit, and notes on which terms were coined or only used once by the author in his work, this delightful book will sharpen the tongue of Shakespeare fans and insult aficionados without much further ado.Holiday gift guide pick Expect them to spit out burns like 'apish bald-pated abomination' and 'cuckoldly dull-brained blockhead.'
-Buzzfeed Lets face it. If you spend enough time on the Internet, someones going to purposely insult you, probably in boring old four-letter fashion. If youre a big enough person, you can close the browser, chat, or email window and turn the other cheek. Or you can break out the spiral boundShakespeare Insult Generatorand mix and match the bards words to your nefarious purposes. Each page is broken into three flippable cards for over 150,000 combinations of high-brow contempt. On the back of each card is a translation, so you can know exactly what taunt youve tossed. What are you waiting for, you beslubbering, leptus-leering costermonger?
- Geek Dad America, it's time to take our unfriendly discourse to the next level. No more clich? F-bombs or redundant reality-show retorts...The 162 vocabulary flashcards featured in the spiral-bound Shakespeare Insult Generator by Barry Kraft will help you crealsš