The Big Book of Boris [Paperback]

There are few politicians who could genuinely be described as a phenomenon. Boris Johnson is undoubtedly one. With a shake of that foppish blond mop, a glimmer of his madcap smile and the voice of a demented school boy, Boris provides comedy gold every time he opens his erudite mouth.GB

My chances of being Prime Minister are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

'In 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you cant turn the clock back to 1904, whats the point of being a Conservative?>.

My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, Prime Minister

A highly amusing read, straight from the gaffe-strewn mouth of Britains most colourful politician.