The Customer Is Always Wrong: An Unhinged Guide to Everything That Sucks About Work (from an Angry Retail Guy) - The Perfect Funny Gift for Retail, Se [Hardcover]

'Scott Seiss is a hilarious geyser of rage, cynicism, and venom, all delivered with a Dundalk accent that could peel paint. I love him.''With this book, Scott Seiss proves that he is the voice of a generation. A smart, hilarious, and entirely unemployable generation.'Straight from the fuming mind of comedian Scott Seiss---aka the Angry Retail Guy---The Customer Is Always Wrong is a brutally honest and hilariously cathartic, illustrated look at all the things employees wish they could say without getting fired.

Laugh until you cry with a much-needed dose of irreverent humor about why work stinks.

Customers want you to magically produce something from the back room. Bosses schedule you on your day off. Corporate policies are mandated that make zero practical sense. Sound familiar?

If you've ever worked in customer service (or any job, really), you know that everyone else—the customer, the boss, the company—is always right, and never the employee. Well, lucky for you, the Angry Retail Guy is more furious—and funnier—than ever in this hilariously unhinged guide to all the things we wish we could say out loud at work . . . without getting fired. InThe Customer Is Always Wrong, you'll laugh (and maybe cry) at this rant-filled, illustrated attack on all the frustrating things that suck about work.

Expanding on the ire-filled, laugh-out-loud viral videos that have made him a (whispered) workplace name, Scott Seiss joyfully eviscerates not only overbearing customers but every annoying aspect of work like purposeless job interview questions, debatable brand values, and the walking human trainwrecks that are our bosses. Scott guides you all the way from first applying to the job, to inevitably gritting your teeth and smiling on your last day when that one manager you despise says, “Come back and visit us!”

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