Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be A-Holes: Unfiltered Advice on How to Raise Awesome Kids [Hardcover]

Do you ever feel like you’re failing miserably at parenting? Do your kids keep acting like douchenuggets no matter what you do? Then this book is for you.

From the creator of Baby Sideburns andI Heart My Little A-Holes(and the creator of two kids who once were little a-holes but are slowly turning into awesome human beings),Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holesis a hilariously honest parenting guide written by a regular mom who doesn’t always know WTF she’s doing. Just like you.

Featuring side-splittingly funny pictures, stories, and chapters like:

• You Are Not Your Kiddo's Servant​
• Picasso's Mom Didn't Tell Him to Draw the Eyes in the Right Place
• Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones But Words Will Cost Thousands in Therapy
• If They Say "I Hate You," Then You're Probably Doing It Right

Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holeswill make you laugh, cry, laugh until you cry, and feel like you’re having coffee (and a little sumpin' in it) with a best friend who has some of the answers to THE hardest job on earth: parenting. And maybe, just maybe, it might help you get the a-hole out of your kids*

*not a guarantee
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"Honest, raw, and hilarious. A must-read for parents who want their kids to grow up to be decent human beings."  -Jill Smokler,New York Timesbest-selling author ofConfessions of a Scary Mommy     “If raising a kind, confident, self-aware human is your jam, then you need to read this book. With laugh-out-loud humor, refreshing practicality, and a glorious potty mouth, Alpert once again delivers the essential read for all of us navigating modern motherhood, and leaves me with just one question... can she raise my kids too?"  -Lesliel3$