Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set [General merchandise]

Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se.

• Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.
• Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use)
• Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)
• Each pen measures 6 long and .5 in diameter.
• Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.Dick Bruna (19272017) was a Dutch author, illustrator, and graphic designer best known for creating Miffy, the iconic white bunny. He wrote and illustrated over 100 childrens books, known for their simple lines, bold colors, and gentle stories.
Brass Monkey
Vintage-inspired Smartassery

Created by Mike Sayre and Melanie Bridges way back in 2020, Brass Monkey was founded on the idea that there's a world between fine china and bobblehead dolls. That products can have personality, without becoming roadside souvenirs. So that's where you'll find them...making beautiful, well-designed items that just happen to have a sense of humor. Who said that art school and open-mic nights were such a waste of time? We're looking at you, dad.