This pocket-size gift book is a thinking man's arsenal of quotes, quips, and comebacks filled with wit, insight, and genius.
Perfect for the guy who knows everything and wants the words to match! This little book offers in-depth investigations into who said what, counterquotes for common clichés, and tips for citing sayings without sounding stupid. Never be at a loss for words again! Includes quotes from:
· Aristotle · Abraham Lincoln · Nelson Mandela · George Carlin · And more!Introduction 8
Wisdom of the Ages 13 Power is a near neighbor to necessity.
Inspiration and Action 37 If there is no struggle, there is no progress.
Politics 49 Man is by nature a political animal.
Humor 61 If your enemy is laughing, how can he bludgeonyou to death?
Women 73 A lady is one who never shows her underwearunintentionally.
They Never Said That 83 The definition of “insanity” . . .
Reviving Clichéd Quotes 95 The road to hell is paved with good intentions
Quote vs. Counterquote 109 Turnabout is fair play.
Quotations About Quotations 123 I hate quotations.
Epigraphs 133 Donuts—is there anything they can’t do?“A terrific gift item for any and all of the men in your life.”—Anna Jedrziewski,Retailing InsightNick Mamatasis the author ofInsults Every Man Should Know(Quirk, 2010). His nonfiction has appeared inRazor,Village Voice, andIn These Times. He lives in the San Francisco Bay area.CN