This Call May Be Recorded [Paperback]

This Call May Be Recorded is one (adorable) man's collection of conversations he's had as a suppository salesman. The (dashing) Joel Frieders recounts the angry strangers, the confused return customers, and the completely insane exchanges he gets into as the manager of a family-owned compounding pharmacy. Instead of talking to a therapist or drinking on the job, Joel's default settings of patience, sarcasm, and self-deprecation get him through his days dealing with the hysterical requests from the general public, who might not know much about medicine, but sure know what they like in a canine suppository or prescription painkiller.This Call May Be Recorded is hysterically funny and good for what ails you. CAUTION: Not to be taken rectally.